From the episode "Home Away from Homer" (5/15/05)
[While leaving a theater bored after viewing a foreign film with Lisa]
BART: I was so bored I cut the ponytail off the guy sitting in front of us. Look at me, I'm a grad student. I'm 30 years old and I made $600 last year.
MARGE: Bart, don't make fun of grad students. They just made a terrible life choice.
:( I mean, I started realizing that for myself about 3 years ago but it hurts when THE show you admire reminds you that your life sucks. I guess I'll be spending my Sundays at 8pm watching Extreme Home Makeover. Ty wouldn never hurt my feelings. (Oh, and FYI, I don't have a pony tail)