Wednesday, December 28, 2005
Went to this site expecting it to find legitimate "Double Features" playing in my neighborhood...turns out it tells you the timing of movies so that if you happen to get out of Harry Potter at 8:05 pm, you could just happen to stroll into the 8:10 pm showing of Brokeback Mountain if you just happen to get lost at the multiplex. Of course they offer the disclaimer, "Never SNEAK into movies!"
Saturday, December 24, 2005
Friday, December 23, 2005
Michael J. Fox is heading Back To The Future for a fourth time-traveling movie.
Movie & TV News @ IMDb.com - WENN - 21 December 2005
Thursday, December 22, 2005
I just finished watching Season 1 of Entourage on DVD last night and really like it...especially Turtle. When I first read this article, I thought the actor who plays him died. Fortunately(?), it was just the Turtle that his character is based on (sorry buddy). The whole show is based on Marky Mark Wahlberg and his buddies as he rose to fame.
Tuesday, December 20, 2005
Even a Miracle Needs a Hand MY synopsis:
'Twas The Night Before Christmas
(1974 CBS Xmas Cartoon)
Singing brainiac mouse breaks singing town clock cuz he doesn't believe in santa and christmas...greatest Xmas cartoon...ever!
More thorough synopsis:
Letters addressed to Santa Claus from the town of Junctionville are returned because of a letter denouncing Saint Nick as a myth. Joshua Trundel, the local clock maker, builds a clock that may bring Santa to Junctionville. Meanwhile, Father Mouse discovers that his son Albert wrote the letter. Later, Albert accidentally breaks the clock, and Trundel's reputation is ruined. Albert decides to repair the damage, and Santa Claus hears the song, and delivers presents to Junctionville.
Thursday, December 15, 2005
by The Waitresses
Bah, humbug!" No, that's too strong
'Cause it is my favorite holiday
But all this year's been a busy blur
Don't think I have the energy
To add to my already mad rush
Just 'cause it 'tis the season.
The perfect gift for me would be
Completions and connections left from
Last year, ski shop,
Encounter, most interesting.
Had his number but never the time
Most of '81 passed along those lines.
So deck those halls, trim those trees
Raise up cups of Christmas cheer,
I just need to catch my breath,
Christmas by myself this year.
Calendar picture, frozen landscape,
Chilled this room for twenty-four days,
Evergreens, sparkling snow
Get this winter over with!
Flashback to springtime, saw him again,
Would've been good to go for lunch,
Couldn't agree when we were both free,
We tried, we said we'd keep in touch.
Didn't, of course, 'til summertime,
Out to the beach to his boat could I join him?
No, this time it was me,
Sunburn in the third degree.
Now the calendar's just one page
And, of course, I am excited
Tonight's the night, I've set my mind
Not to do too much about it.
Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
But I think I'll miss this one this year.
Party dashing through the snow
Of course I bundled up too tight
Last minute have-to-do's
A few cards a few calls
'Cause it's R-S-V-P
No thanks, no party lights
It's Christmas Eve, guttery laugh
Turned down all of my advice.
Last fall I had a night to myself,
Same guy called, halloween party,
Waited all night for him to show,
This time his car wouldn't go,
Forget it, it's cold, it's getting late,
Trudge on home to celebrate
In a quiet way, unwind
Doing Christmas right this time.
A&P has provided me
With the world's smallest turkey
Already in the oven, nice and hot
Oh damn! Guess what I forgot?
So on with the boots, back out in the snow
To the only all-night grocery,
When what to my wondering eyes should appear
In the line is that guy I've been chasing all year!
"I'm spending this one alone," he said.
"Need a break; this year's been crazy."
I said, "Me too, but why are you?
You mean you forgot cranberries too?"
Then suddenly we laughed and laughed
Caught on to what was happening
That Christmas magic's brought this tale
To a very happy ending! "
Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
Couldn't miss this one this year!
Wednesday, December 14, 2005
It was December 24th on Hollis Ave in the dark
When I see a man chilling with his dog in the park
I approached very slowly with my heart full of fear
Looked at his dog, oh my God, an ill reindeer
But then I was illin because the man had a beard
And a bag full of goodies, 12 o'clock had neared
So I turned my head a second and the man had gone
But he left and dropped his wallet smack dead on the lawn
I picket the wallet up then I took a pause
Took out the license and it cold said "Santa Claus"
A million dollars in it, cold hundreds of G's
Enough to buy a boat and matching car with ease
But I'd never steal from Santa, cause that ain't right
So I'm going home to mail it back to him that night
But when I got home I bugged, cause under the tree
Was a letter from Santa and all the dough was for me
It's Christmas time in Hollis Queens
Mom's cooking chicken and collard greens
Rice and stuffing, macaroni and cheese
And Santa put gifts under Christmas trees
Decorate the house with lights at night
Snow's on the ground, snow white so bright
In the fireplace is the yule log
Beneath the mistle toe as we drink egg nog
The rhymes you hear are the rhymes of Darryl's
But each and every year we bust Chrsitmas carrols
Rhymes so loud and prod you hear it
It's Christmas time and we got the spirit
Jack Frost chillin, the hawk is out
And that's what Christmas is all about
The time is now, the place is here
And the whole wide world is filled with cheer
My name's D.M.C. with the mic in my hand
And I'm chilling and coolin just like a snowman
So open your eyes, lend us an ear
We want to say Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
Tuesday, December 13, 2005
If I had two wishes I could make this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace. And the second would be for 30 million dollars a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account.
You know, if I had three wishes I could make this holiday season, the first, of course, would be for all the children of the world to get together and sing, the second would be for the 30 million dollars every month to me, and the third would be for encompassing power over every living being in the entire universe.
And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, the first would be the crap about the kids definitely, the second would be for the 30 million, the third would be for all the power, and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year to have an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought out slowly by Rosanna Arquette and that model Paulina-somebody, I can't think of her name. Of course my lovely wife can come too and she's behind me one hundred percent here, I guarantee it. Wait a minute, maybe the sex thing should be the first wish, so if I made that the first wish, because it could all go boom tomorrow, then what do you got, y'know? No, no, the kids, the kids singing would be great, that would be nice. But wait a minute, who am I kidding? They're not going to be able to get all those kids together. I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible, more trouble than it's worth! So -- we reorganize!
Here we go. First, the sex thing. We go with that. Second, the money. No, we got with the power second, then the money. And then the kids. Oh wait, oh jeez, I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay, I need revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in hell! That would be my fourth wish. And, of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace.
Thank you everybody and Merry Christmas.
Friday, December 09, 2005
Thursday, December 08, 2005
from A Christmas Story
Wednesday, November 23, 2005
Nepal Boy Called Reincarnation of Buddha - Yahoo! News
I'm a fan of Buddhism...but doesn't this story sound a lot like a Nepalese version of David Blaine??
Wednesday, November 16, 2005
(And yes, this is just 1 of 1 million ways to procrastinate. damn you thesis...just die already!)
Wednesday, November 09, 2005
McSweeney's Internet Tendency: Covering Teen Wolf: One Coach's Guide.
This is pure gold!Used to be, the key to beating Teen Wolf's Beavers was just to play them on any night there wasn't a full moon. We were unlucky one season in that we met them 28 days apart, both times in their barn, and Teen Wolf destroyed us—64 points in the first game, then a quadruple-double in the second, with 14 blocked shots and 25 steals. Our third matchup, though, we were fortunate enough to have a 76 percent waxing gibbous, so it was regular Scott Howard, who turned the ball over twice before fouling out, scoreless, in eight minutes of play. These days, however, it seems the guy can change over whenever he wants, which poses a real problem to opposing coaches. What follows is the best strategy my staff and I have come up with to limit Teen Wolf's effectiveness on the court. While admittedly far from foolproof, it will, hopefully, prove useful to your team. We're all in this together, folks.
Check out the rest at McSweeneys.net
Thursday, November 03, 2005
Sunday, October 30, 2005
Anyways, the wedding was very beautiful and I couldn't be happier for my sister and my new brother in-law. I hope they enjoyed it as much as everyone else in attendance.
Tuesday, October 25, 2005
2 new tracks from the Goblet of Fire soundtrack featuring members of Radiohead from italo on the ateaseweb.com messageboard:
ateaseweb.com mb | radiohead at ease:Not bad...some classic lines in "Do The Hippogriff":
" sorry about the quality... that's the way it streamed. I'm looking forward to get the cd and rip them to share them properly... do the hippogriff would be great with better sound quality...
DO THE HIPPOGRIFF:
I just noticed... some of the arrangements in do the hippogriff are VERY greenwood. the anyone can play guitar intro............ go to sleep solo. stuff sounding like trans-atlantic drawl. jonny is my life hero."
- "Alright Hogwarts! Are you ready for some music!!"
- "Move you body like a hairy troll, learnin' to rock n roll"
- "Boogie down like a unicorn"
- "Put your hands in the air, like an Ogre who just don't care"
Monday, October 24, 2005
|Fri||Oct||21||SNDK||Silicon Stocks: Google, SanDisk soar amid broad tech advance|
- at MarketWatch
and then on to the next headline:
|Mon||1:49pm||VIA-B||Hey ... HAY ... Hey!! What's Happening!! Launches on TV Land With 48-Hour Marathon Beginning Saturday, November 5 - PR Newswire|
"In addition, special bonus episodes of What's Happening Now!! -- the series sequel which gave viewers a peek into how the gang turned out as they reached adulthood -- will also air both nights during the marathon from 3am-6amGreat...now I got that damn theme song stuck in my head.
Thursday, October 20, 2005
Exclusive Harry Potter Supergroup Download
Here's another exclusive download for ya. As reported earlier Jonny Greenwood and Phil Selway will feature in the upcoming Harry Potter movie. The two Radioheads play in a band along with Jarvis Cocker, Steve Claydon and Jason Buckle - with all these musicians also appearing on three tracks of the Harry Potter soundtrack. Ateaseweb.com has a clip of one of the tracks, entitled 'This Is The Night'. Enjoy!
go to ateaseweb.com to download the clip...
Wednesday, October 19, 2005
Sigur Ros: Live in Iceland - Nov. 27, 2005
From $591* per person double occupancy
Don't miss this rare opportunity to experience the sublime sounds of one of Iceland's coolest exports... where it all began. Iceland's ethereal elements provide the perfect backdrop for this getaway, which includes roundtrip airfare, 2 nights hotel and a ticket to see Sigur Ros perform at the Laugardalsholl Concert Hall.
-Round-trip air transportation from Baltimore (BWI), Boston (BOS), Orlando (MCO) & Minneapolis/St. Paul (MSP)
(MSP and MCO additional $60).
- Two nights in a double room at a hotel in Reykjavik
- Scandinavian buffet breakfast daily except arrival day
- Round-trip airport/hotel transfers
- Ticket to Concert on Nov 27 (exchange your voucher at your hotel for the concert tickets)
Tuesday, October 18, 2005
"Rockets center Yao Ming told the Houston Chronicle on Monday that he's considering putting the nail from his big left toe on eBay. Ming was held out of a second straight preseason game on Monday due to soreness after losing the toenail."
Thursday, October 13, 2005
"Would someone tell me how this happened? We were the fucking vanguard of shaving in this country. The Gillette Mach3 was the razor to own. Then the other guy came out with a three-blade razor. Were we scared? Hell, no. Because we hit back with a little thing called the Mach3Turbo. That's three blades and an aloe strip. For moisture. But you know what happened next? Shut up, I'm telling you what happened—the bastards went to four blades. Now we're standing around with our cocks in our hands, selling three blades and a strip. Moisture or no, suddenly we're the chumps. Well, fuck it. We're going to five blades."
Monday, October 10, 2005
LeBron James, Paul Pierce, Elton Brand, Josh Howard, Tony Parker
Tayshaun Prince, Marko Jaric, Stromile Swift, Troy Murphy
Chris Kaman, TJ Ford, Ricky Davis and Bonzi Wells
Thursday, October 06, 2005
Wednesday, October 05, 2005
"We're focusing on bringing in hip restaurants as well as new residential, hotel and entertainment experiences." He predicted that changes would be evident in three to five years.
'Local officials are considering proposals to build a new St. Regis condominium hotel and a Hard Rock hotel in the Village."
I liked this news the first time...when it was fictitious and starred Jason London, Lee Majors and Victoria Silvstedt. I have no doubt that the owner of Starwood Capital walks, talks and dresses like Lee Majors.
Rings and halos: The Oscar-winning creative team behind the The Lord of the Rings films, including director Peter Jackson, has been named to run the production of the upcoming film based on Microsoft's blockbuster Halo video game.
Jackson and his wife, Fran Walsh, will serve as the executive producers for Halo, which is targeted for worldwide release in mid-2007 by Universal Pictures and Twentieth Century Fox film studios.
Universal will oversee the film's production and domestic distribution. Fox will handle international distribution.
The Halo movie will be shot in Wellington, New Zealand, and wi ll use Jackson's production and post-production facilities there.
Screenwriter and novelist Alex Garland wrote the original feature film adaptation of Halo. A director will be named in coming weeks, and the cast has yet to be announced.
from Wired News
Tuesday, October 04, 2005
Friday, September 30, 2005
Tuesday, September 27, 2005
Thursday, September 22, 2005
Some thoughts from last night's episode of LOST
(from the boards at www.lost-tv.com and my theorizing with Pam and Becky)
- Those cursed #'s (4,8,15,16,23,42) are everywhere!!
- On the bottle that the hatch guy injected himself with:
"cr-4-8 15 16-23 42 FOR INJECTION _____ MULTIPLE DOSE"
- Hatch guy was going 16 mph on his bike
- Pronounced a car accident patient dead at 8:15
- jack's tattoo
- the number 108 on the mural inside the hatch
(if you add all the number 4,8,15,16,23,42 they add to 108)
- The curing of paralysis:
- Locke's paralysis was cured after they crashed onto the island
- Jack's patient/future wife was "cured" right after the scottish runner (aka Hatch guy) brought it up at the stadium
- Hatch guy also said he was "almost a doctor"
- The QUARATINE sign was on the inside of the hatch with no lever or handle on the outside...as if the hatch guy is protecting himself from those on the outside.
- Quarantine also(and originally) means... "a period of 40 days" and it has been 40 days since they arrived on the island.
- He injected himself with something in the morning.
- What did Walt say?
- When you play his appearance backwards, he says: "Where's the button...the button's bad."
- As in the EXECUTE button on the computer in the hatch that Jack almost pushed until Locke told him it wasn't a good idea.
- Is Desomnd (Hatch guy) alone?
(from www.lost-tv.com board - thanks Dantes)
- A.) Desmond sleeps on a bunk - the top one to be exact. Both bunks have a collection of personal items at the back base; the bottom bunk under Desmond looks as if it was freshly used, it's not made, it's rather messy, and there's a collection of books/items distinct from those Desmond has.
- B.) After using the computer and turning on the music, Desmond cleans up from the table the half-finished breakfast of either himself from the day before, or someone else. He cleans up a glass of what looks like orange juice, a bowl of cereal, and some other food on a plate. He then goes on to make his own meal.
Sunday, September 18, 2005
Friday, September 16, 2005
Oooh...look what I found. Lots of new scenes that weren't in the other trailer. Looking good! In the past 2 months (?) I've read Books 4, 5, and 6...now I'm almost through books 1, 2 and 3. I guess I'm following the Star Wars method of how to read a story.
Other trailers for movies that look good:
Wednesday, September 14, 2005
Monday, September 12, 2005
Stumbled upon ths interesting show on KCET (the Los Angeles PBS affiliate) tonight. 8 Londoners attend "Spy School" to learn the skills of the trade and are then given tasks (like infiltrating a business and obtaining a photograph of a document without being caught). I was quite enthralled...
Sunday, September 04, 2005
Friday, September 02, 2005
Wednesday, August 31, 2005
Wednesday, August 24, 2005
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Tuesday, August 23, 2005
I'm a big fan of the Google Maps...lots of people out there using it to make the world a better place. Check out this "MashMap" that shows you where movies are playing nearby...
"Why don't you just TELL ME the name of the movie you want to see..."
Monday, August 22, 2005
Friday, August 19, 2005
Tuesday, August 16, 2005
By Julie Keller
It's all in the family for The Amazing Race.
CBS has revealed the lineup of contestants for The Amazing Race: Family Edition, the latest incarnation of the two-time Emmy winning reality competition. This year, 10 four-member clans will trek around the world in a battle for $1 million. In the past, friends, lovers, spouses and/or coworkers have paired up, for better or worse, on two-person teams.
As they race around the globe, the four-person family teams will be pitted against each other in a series of mental and physical challenges, presumably testing the bonds of sibling-hood, parent-hood, couple-hood, in-law-hood step-family-hood.
"Anytime you put a family of four together, you get interesting dynamics. It's a pretty humorous and explosive mix," executive producer Bertram van Munster tells USA Today.
Also new this year is the addition of younger competitors. This change meant some adjustments to the grueling Amazing Race schedule. First, there are fewer non-elimination episodes, and the teams only traveled about 30,000 miles total, less than half the 72,000 miles logged by contestants in season six. Less crowded competition sites were also chosen in deference to the kids.
Still, producers see the addition of children as a possible plus for the teams.
"Kids have major advantages just by size," says van Munster. "They can climb through something with more agility, and they're very fast in a crowd."
Plus, they're also, well, childish, so amusing playground antics are likely to ensue. Nine-year-old Carissa Gaghan from Glastonbury, Connecticut, threw down the gauntlet to on Tuesday's The Early Show, which introduced the competitors. "Either you'll be a zero or you'll be a hero," she told her fellow racers.
The family gimmick hopes to build on the show's record ratings last season. Fueled by the antics of Survivor couple Rob Mariano and Amber Brkich, the seventh installment of The Amazing Race averaged 12.5 million viewers a week. The show could also win its third straight Emmy in the Reality Competition category at next month's awards.
Here's a rundown of the teams:
- Godlewski sisters from Des Plaines, Illinois: Michelle (42), Sharon (39), Christine (37) and Tricia (26)
- Weaver family from Ormond Beach, Florida: widow Linda (46) and her three children, Rebecca (19), Rachel (16) and Rolly (14)
- Gaghan family from Glastonbury, Connecticut: Bill (40), Tammy (42), Billy (12) and Carissa (9)
- Black famaily from Woodbridge, Virginia: Reggie (42), Kim (40), Kenneth (11) and Austin (8)
- Linz siblings from Cincinnati: Nick (24), Alex (22), Megan (21) and Tommy (19)
- Rogers family of Shreveport, Louisiana: Denny (46), Renee (42), Brittney (22) and Brock (19)
- Schroeder family from New Orleans: Mark (40), stepmom Char (39) and daughters Stassi (16) and Hunter (14)
- Bransen Family from Park Ridge, Illinois: dad Walter (51) and daughters Elizabeth (25), Lauren (22) and Lindsay (20)
- Aiello family from Mansfield, Massachusetts: dad Tony (57) and sons-in-law Kevin (31), Matt ( 31) and David (26)
- Paolo family of Carmel, New York: Tony (52), Marion (52), DJ (24) and Brian (16)
Hosted again by Phil Keoghan, The Amazing Race: Family Edition kicks off with a two-hour premiere Sept. 27 at 9 p.m.
Monday, August 15, 2005
Friday, August 12, 2005
"ONE BACON RECIPE PER DAY, EVERY DAY, FOREVER"
wow...what a promise! Considering the fact that this guy HAS to be a fan of bacon, I'm pretty sure he's not going to be living "FOREVER". I wonder if he'll force his piglets...I mean children...to carry on the tradition.
Monday, August 08, 2005
Tuesday, July 26, 2005
Radiohead T-shirt contest: Deadline closing soon
As reported earlier, at Synthetic Apparatus you can enter their Radiohead t-shirt design contest. Make sure to send your design(s) in before July 27th at Midnight CST. Good luck! Or just check Synthetic Apparatus to vote for your favourite designs.
So this is what I came up with tonight...not great but it will do. A simple shirt for my favorite, simple song "I Will" which has the lyrics 'white elephants, sitting ducks"...hence my choice of design. I think I read somewhere that the lyric may reference a line from a Hemingway short story about Spanish mountains looking like white elephants sitting down. Hmm...sitting down or sitting ducks, I don't know.
If and when my shirt gets accepted, it will get voted on. The people with the highest ratings and comments win $100 and their shirt...so if and when it gets accepted, if anyone cares to vote for me...well, I'd let you borrow my shirt and everything.
Their label Barsuk Records has an mp3 for you:
(just listened to it for the first time...it could be better)
And they'll be hitting these spots in CA in October:
|October 21, 2005||San Francisco, CA||Bimbo's|
|October 22, 2005||Los Angeles, CA||El Rey Theatre/strong>|
|October 22, 2005||San Diego, CA||The Casbah|
Monday, July 25, 2005
Entry Time: Jul-23-05 07:46 AM
Location: Powder Springs, GA
Travel Time: 10 Days, 11 Hrs, 20 Mins
(from previous entry) Distance: 1,924 Miles
Average Speed (MilesPer Day): 184
User's Note I got this dollar bill in LA, CA during the week of July 11, 2005.
Where's George? ® 2.0 Bill Tracking Report
Friday, July 22, 2005
Thursday, July 21, 2005
Monday, July 18, 2005
Saturday, July 16, 2005
Watching a VERY good Hoover High basketball team in a summer league game at UCSD. I was #41 at Hoover...so not only did they NOT retire my number...they saw fit to give it to two players. I guess that just means it takes TWOpeople to fill my shoes.